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My grandmother told me this story once about diet pills she was taking. She said, "Everyone took them, becasue how else could you get everything done?" She didn’t know what they were called, but when she took them the house was clean, dinner was on time, and the kids were always bright and shiny from being bathed on time.

Unfortunately for gram, she told her doctor that one morning she looked out the kitchen window and everything was black and white for about a minute. The doctor took gram’s diet pills away…never to be seen again.

Now diet pills are healthier, but I have to rely on coffee for the energy I need to get through the day.

Well that or, goodness forbid, vitamins and nutritious food! LOL